Oh My Gosh It's Out FIRST GIG REVIEW

Wow we got a review in Artrocker. I haven't actually read it yet, as nowhere in South London stocks it but I am a bit worried as it's a review of our WORST gig ever. I mean, It Was Properly Shit; we didn't even get a soundcheck and the sound guy stole the lead to my synth so i couldn't do my amazing keyboard solo which I had been practicing all week to impress a certain lady in the audience.

She reminded me of the babe.

What babe? The babe with the power.....

Anyway yeah we gotta send our demo out now and start getting gigs. Also we've got loads of songs we've written that we haven't learnt yet so we're gonna hunker down and cram for the 10th when we play with The Michelles

love DAN THE CARNIVORE