VIDEOCRIME

Hey BAFstards

i was bored bored BORED at work today and I started playing loads of flash games. There's this totally awkward geek boy with a nasal voice who's just started and he's well into them. He's so obvlivious he goes full circle and turns out he's actually pretty safe.

these are the two i got addicted to, mostly cos you kill loads of people and the programmers took lots of time over the gory death animation.

The Last Stand
It's a zombie survival game, a bit like Dawn of The Dead meets 28 Days Later and you have to hold out and shoot zombies. My advice is get all the weapons until you get the secret 'Barrett' sniper rifle which can take out three zombies in one shot.

Stag Knight II
You're Staggy the black knight and you have to kill boy scouts. They're armed with sticks, you've got a giant sword. It's so fucking stupid but it's in the spirit of Moonstone (see below), which is in turn in the spirit of this:



But anyway, Moonstone, such a good game I might have to make some kind of tribute to it:



DAN

P.S. here's another i just found called FPS in real life.