Like What The Heck

I read that review yesterday holy shit they called me "'Pretty Boy' Dan J"! 'Dan J'? Where the fuck did 'J' come from? And pretty boy? SAY WHAT! I'm a spotty hairy loser to be sure to be sure. Pretty? Maybe. But I still resent it. It's like a backlash against us before we've even got famous. Also bassist 'Ed Whitaker' performed Shitkicker. Like what. The. Fuck.

next gig is the 10th. We are gonna ROCK so evryone come and we'll love you.

Went to V&A last night. YO check y'all later!!!!!!!!!! XXXXXX

Dan The Carnivore