TWO gigs?

Well, yes, the fact we have only TWO gigs on our myspace while bands such as, say, Hard-Fi and even Vanilla Ice's nu-metal band have plenty of 'concerts' pencilled in, as well as lots of money and celebrity girlfriends is pretty paltry and extremely worrying. Well I don't really care about the celeb bitch-ho angle, 'cos I've got a well buff bird meself (it's the teeth that gets 'em i swear), but despite our best efforts we have NO shows.

This is bad for all except for me cos i'm about to graduate and I can do with less band stuff over the next few weeks, but still. 2 gigs? What are we doing wrong? Are we truly shit? Are we the new Hard-Fi? We can't be, otherwise all those chaps in denim jackets, greasy hair and gold chains would've loved us down in New Cross t'other day. And they didn't. They looked at us. OOH but a very nice man called Sergio said we had elements of 'funk'. Wow. Was not expecting that. Plus Tobias must actually be a good guitarist 'cos people keep complementing him on his strumming/guitar wanking. Anyway, nuff said, it's 3am and i'm starting work in 7 hours so BYE BYE

Plus happy birthday to HELEN, my wewll buff BIRD you're the hottest girl in school

Dan The Carnivore