Like What The Heck

I read that review yesterday holy shit they called me "'Pretty Boy' Dan J"! 'Dan J'? Where the fuck did 'J' come from? And pretty boy? SAY WHAT! I'm a spotty hairy loser to be sure to be sure. Pretty? Maybe. But I still resent it. It's like a backlash against us before we've even got famous. Also bassist 'Ed Whitaker' performed Shitkicker. Like what. The. Fuck.

next gig is the 10th. We are gonna ROCK so evryone come and we'll love you.

Went to V&A last night. YO check y'all later!!!!!!!!!! XXXXXX

Dan The Carnivore

Oh My Gosh It's Out FIRST GIG REVIEW

Wow we got a review in Artrocker. I haven't actually read it yet, as nowhere in South London stocks it but I am a bit worried as it's a review of our WORST gig ever. I mean, It Was Properly Shit; we didn't even get a soundcheck and the sound guy stole the lead to my synth so i couldn't do my amazing keyboard solo which I had been practicing all week to impress a certain lady in the audience.

She reminded me of the babe.

What babe? The babe with the power.....

Anyway yeah we gotta send our demo out now and start getting gigs. Also we've got loads of songs we've written that we haven't learnt yet so we're gonna hunker down and cram for the 10th when we play with The Michelles

love DAN THE CARNIVORE