500 BAF BUDDIES!

SCOOORRRRE! Yay we have 500 hunnerd friends! Which is totally rad. Thanks for everyone who came to Club Motherfucker we love you long time. I had a ball, and kudos to Lost Penguin for getting me dancing and wet with joy and Kevin Blechdom for being FUCKING AMAZING! Did you SEE her? Wow!
And a big wagging finger to that guy from Beastellabeast for not being a good sport and successfully weirding out EVERYBODY backstage by being confrontational and nasty for no reason. For shame! That attitude don't wash wi' me!

But hooray for all the Kevins present

I think, I THINK we might just be HEADLINING our next gig! First time! Yeah! But we'll see. We have got some really ace new songs we need to get recorded which we'll do after I finish school in June. Keep it right here for more news/upsetting stories.

-Dan The Carnivore (he say 'grrrrr')

P.S. Also my famille has a new cat. See him on my Myspace! He's so ickle AWWWW

We nearly dies in a fire + Crashed a wheelchair + Potatoes are not currency

Ok so we are moving out of sunny southgate in June so we thought it right to have a truly monumental piss up. The night was fine until we started playing broom broom a brilliant Japanese drinking game. After many a gin and tonic (and a giant can of beer called FAXE) me and Ed started setting fire to everything. This was because we had no light bulb and just tea candles on a small table (now ash). Somehow me and ed thought it was a good idea to spay deodorant at the flame thus causing much damage. It didnt help that ed was spraying me with vodka like a flame thrower. Towards the end we ended up with a rather large fire in the lounge that destroyed allot of the carpet (so much for the deposit) and my sock was set ablaze.

I suppose it was then that me and ed thought we had to get some fresh air (and more beer). I think I tried to buy some matches with a potato in a 24hr corner shop. After which I rode on a trolley into ASDA. The security guard asked me if I was okay. I said no, he then said if I wanted a wheelchair, I said okay. So we wheeled around ASDA crashing into stuff. Got some permanent marker pens and wrote weird graffiti on the ground.

Today I have been sooooo hung over I couldnt walk properly and thought I might die.

Its nearly eleven now and I still feel bad.

Oh well.

Tobias